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Cavern Tavern NEWS Oct.
2010

Thee Wild Weekend is coming!
Friday and Saturday - Oct. 15th and 16th, matey!
$6 each night, ye scaliwags!


Thee Wild Weekend (formerly Blackbeard's Lost Weekend) is a filthy, primal garage rock festival of the lowest and most repugnant order. Two nights, six bands, two DJ's. It all started five long years ago and was originally dubbed the Freaky Tiki. Later it was decided to honor North Carolina's greatest historical figure and scum of the earth Edward Teach: Blackbeard. Now it has been reborn as THEE WILD WEEKEND! Check out the lineup below:
    Friday 10/15/10, 10:00pm
• Midway Charmers, The Gunslingers, All Howlers
DJ CHARMING SNAKE in spinning records in the Ballroom

As we've said before: Triple bill = triple threat = triple treat! Midway Charmers do the Lounge / Punk / Tropical thing. The Gunslingers are a screaming ball of fire hardcore Americana garage duo from Memphis, as are the garage-pop-shoegazers All Howlers.

Midway Charmers
Grinder Nova
All Howlers

    Saturday 10/16/10, 10:00pm
• Pinche Gringo, Mermaids, The Conquerors
DJ REDBYRD in spinning records in the Ballroom

As we just said a second ago: Triple bill = triple threat = triple treat! One-man-band Pinche Gringo (also known as "big chief, a hug em' and a kiss em'") will single-handedly rock you. Mermaids sound like Christmas on the beach on mushrooms summoning the devil from the depths of the jungle on acid. They'll be joined by Kansas City's own The Conquerors.

Pinche Gringo
Mermaids
The Conquerors

Femme Feast '10 is coming!
August 20th, 21st, and 22nd


Femme Feast is three days of entertainment August 20th, 21st, and 22nd at the Cave, Talullah's, and the West End Wine Bar showcasing women in music. Once again, your Femme Feast hostesses with the mostests are comediennes Michelle Maclay and Jennifer McGinnis. Check out who's playing:
    • Your Hostesses: Michelle Maclay and Jennifer McGinnis

Michelle Maclay hosted Femme Fest 2009 and believe it or not has come back for more! She does comedy wherever people will let her, at least once! She is the co-host and co-producer of the Blank Slate Comedy Show that runs every 3rd Wedsnesday of the month at The Fuse on Franklin Street. A stint of comedy in NYC and gettin older helps her to bring the funny. Oh and she just recently got married...enough said.

Comedian Jennifer McGinnis has performed stand-up comedy across the Southeast. Jennifer is a favorite of comedy fans and fellow comedians alike. She regularly headlines shows in college campuses and various fundraising comedy events. Jennifer is also a member of competitive improv teams Guffaw GuFoundation, Finding Emo, and Vamp.

Michelle Maclay
Jennifer McGinnis
    • Taz Halloween's Kittybox & The Johnnys

Taz came into this world howling and screaming bloody murder at thunder as a child, and has been belting it out ever since. And for FemmeFest, she's bringing her ace band Kittybox and the Johnnys.

Taz Halloween
    • Rodie Ray

Veteran singer-songwriter Rodie Ray continues to use her southern wit and quizzical girlish charms to reel in large devoted audiences around the Southeast.

Rodie Ray
    • Crystal Bright & the Silver Hands

Crystal Bright & the Silver Hands have a maddeningly eclectic sound. This band is truly difficult to put a label on. Depending on the song being played, one could describe them using a variety of descriptions ranging from circus nightmare theme to Spanish traditional song to experimental noise.

Taz Halloween
    • Red Sonja

Twins Annette and Runnette grew up in Jackson, New Jersey singing gospel and contemporary Christian music at an early age. Travelling was second nature. They decided that singing together and sisterly harmony was the key to their happiness in music. Red Sonja's love shows through their energetic performances and their unique gift of engaging the crowds they entertain.

Red Sonja
    • Dark Water Rising

Dark Water Rising to express a sound and free spirit that embraces several genres of music including soul, blues, country, hip hop, gospel, and rock.

Dark Water Rising
    • Bella Ruse

Bella Ruse are from Minneapolis, and sound kinda like Feist plus a little jazz, Yael minus the accent.

Bella Ruse
    • Above Gravity

Above Gravity is an all-girl 4-piece rock band from Chapel Hill NC, 2010 winners of the Cat's Cradle Orange County High School Battle of the Bands, who channel No Doubt, Paramore and All American Rejects.

Above Gravity
    • Pistil

Pistil are a fun, punk-inspired part-time girl band, part-time boy band (depending on who's in drag) genetically engineered to simultaneously appeal to the nerd and rocker alike!

Pistil
    • Jodie Manross

Jodie Manross has a crisp voice and illuminative songcraft...equal parts wistful and urgent and atmospheric.

Jodie Manross
    • Vincent's Missing Ear

Every musical generation has its female voices that seem to rise above the rest. In the 1930s and '40s, it was Ella Fitzgerald; in the '60s and '70s it was Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin and Joni Mitchell; the past few decades have seen the rise of women in modern rock and all other musical genres. The time has come for the torch to be passed to a new voice that has the power to truly shape the ever-changing direction of modern music - that of a fiercely independent woman, artist, and musician: Lucy Sumner of Vincent's Missing Ear.

Lucy Sumner
    • The Lighter Side

The Lighter Side are a Christian / acoustic / indie sister/brother duo.

The Lighter Side
    • Morgan's End

Morgan's End are an alternative / indie band based out of Chapel Hill.

Morgan's End
    • Scarlet Virgina

Soft spoken acoustic newcomers Scarlet Virgina bring the indie folk.

Scarlet Virginia
    • Judy Woodall's Muletrain

The Muletrain is a rag-tag bunch of musicians who sound like a fainting goat, right before the fall. Old style authenticity.

Judy Woodall
    • Ashley Atkins

Ashley Atkins has been building an audience the old fashioned way:  playing show after show, year after year. As some one who's shared many musicians with her over the years, I may be biased, but I think she's only gotten better and better.

Ashley Atkins
    • Darien

Darien leads you through songs of magic and whimsy, love and loss, seamlessly moving between genres of chamber pop, electronica and singer-songwriter.

Darien
    • Sarah Howell

At 14 Sarah got her first guitar, a Big Baby Taylor, and her world changed.

Sarah Howell
    • Something Candid

Something Candid is the lyrical and playful project of Durham singer/songwriter Sabina Barton along with Elana Mie Scheiner.

Something Candid
    • Why Not Be Lovers

Why Not Be Lovers is the project of Durham singer/songwriter Anna Rose Beck along with Juliana Maia Soic.

Anna Rose Beck
    • The Jones Sisters

The Jones Sisters is the folk side project of Hwyl's Rhiannon Jones and her sister Cindy.

The Jones Sisters
    • Elsa Cross

Beautiful, honest and true, Elsa Cross is a force to be reckoned with. She croons, stomps, and rocks out a mix of country, rockabilly and bluegrass, with the accent on blue. Her fans range from tattooed tough-guy punks to old church folks and everyone in between.

Elsa Cross

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Cavern Tavern NEWS Apr.
2010

2nd Annual Instro Summit!!
Friday, 4/23, Saturday, 4/24, and Sunday 4/25 it's Instro Summit sposored by PBR and hosted by the one and only Crispy Bess! All Rawkin', No Squawkin'! Check out his line-up:

Bands playing Friday April 23rd:


07:30 PM - Killer Filler

Starting off the weekend (so that we can have fun and watch everybody else), Hillsborough, NC's Killer Filler plays a royal mix of 60's inspired surf, soul, & lounge, fronted by goofball organist/guitarist Crispy Bess and Stoic guitar master Bryon Settle. Picture a three-way cross between the Ventures, Booker T & the MG's and Henry Mancini playing a rowdy party, and you'll know what we're up to. Come early to witness the hijinx!

http://www.myspace.com/killerfiller
http://killerfillermusic.com/Site/Home.html

08:30 PM - The Guns of El Borracho

Fronted by skilled Luthier Wes Lambe (who has not only built some of the best acoustic and electric guitars in the country, but has also had a hand in fixing probably every stringed instrument in the Raleigh-Durham area) The Guns of El Borracho have been described by listeners as sounding like "Spaghetti Western goes Bebop" . The fact that Wes knocks these numbers out on a home-built 8-string fanned-fret guitar of his own creation makes it all the more intriguing.

http://www.myspace.com/thegunsofelborracho

09:30 PM - The Aqualads

When I revealed to people that Charlotte's legendary Aqualads were being added to the Friday Night lineup, the response was huge - you would have thought I signed up Dick Dale, Link Wray AND Elvis to play the evening One of the great bands, along with Los Straitjackets, Satan's Pilgrims, and Laika & the Cosmonauts that originated the 3rd wave surf movement/revival way back when, come see the 'lads play modern surf they way it should be played.

http://www.myspace.com/aqualads

10:30 PM - Blood Red River

Durham's Blood Red River knock out a good 'n' loud combo of Garage and Spaghetti Western, similar in style to Mustang! and Huevos Rancheros. Keep you fingers crossed, and they may bring their Go-go dancer along to join in the Frug-fest

http://www.myspace.com/bloodredriver
http://www.reverbnation.com/bloodredriver

11:30 PM - The Weisstronauts

As they constantly remind us, Boston MA's Weisstronauts are NOT a surf band, but their clever, fast, fun, & flat-out rockin' three-guitar instrumentals would give ANY surf band a good lesson in how instrumental music is supposed to be done. And they usually do it with tiny little amps Watch them, and be impressed by well, everything!

http://www.myspace.com/weisstronauts
http://www.weisstronauts.com/


12:30 AM - Eszett

Finishing off our Friday night is Greensboro's Eszett, whose sound ranges from hauntingly beautiful melodies to flat out rock EXPLOSIONS, usually during the same song A crowd at Carrboro, NC's Reservoir, was absolutely mesmerized by their half hour set; we hope you'll feel the same way.

http://www.myspace.com/eszettrock

Bands Playing Saturday, April 24th


07:30 PM - The Mystery Men?

Opening our 2nd fabulous night of music is Atlanta's Mystery Men?, a fun and quirky instrumental band that gets better every time they play; The Killer Filler boys particularly enjoy their cover of Hot Butter's "Popcorn"! Guitar player Jamie Galatas also works for the folks who put together the Cartoon Networks' Adult Swim. But be warned: We've been instructed to bop anyone on the head who says to them, Hey! can you git my song on 'Squidbillies'?

http://www.myspace.com/themysterymenofsurf

08:30 PM - The Surge

The Surge's Eddie Katcheris one of those rare fellows who actually played surf music when it came out the FIRST time, and his enthusiasm for the sound hasn't diminished one bit over the years; He also sponsors his OWN instrumental festival, Atlanta'a Surf Fest, where we discovered a lot of bands we're having up here for the Instro Summit (The Mystery Men? and Daikaiju, for instance). When Cave owner Mouse Mock heard the Surge play at the first Instro Summit, he IMMEDIATELY said "We're doin' this next year!" If want to see how surf music should be played, look no further.

http://www.myspace.com/thesurgeinstro

09:30 PM - 9th Wave

We're very happy to have Storr's CT's, 9th Wave back in Chapel Hill. They were regulars at nearly every Sleazefest, playing their fun and friendly combination of Surf, Exotica & Hot Rod Music to happy crowds. They are also unique in that they may be the only surf band with a flute player in their ranks (the lovely Sandy Oceana, who also triples up on guitar, organ and sax!), and may also be the only Surf Band with a single on the legendary Waffle House jukebox! Watch them, and be as charmed as zillions of Sleazefest patrons were.

http://www.9thwavesurf.com
http://www.myspace.com/9thwave

10:30 PM - The X-Rayons reunion

Although they never officially broke up, Pittsboro's X-Rayons (led by Steve Carr, of Carr amplifiers fame) haven't played a show in over a decade. We're thrilled that they are getting back together for our occasion, playing their own unique 60's-meets the-80's postmodern version of instrumental rock. They were fun to watch back then - and I bet they still are now!

11:30 PM - Atomic Mosquitos

Veterans of our first Instro Summit, Alexandria, VA's Atomic Mosquitos have been belting out kickass third wave surf in the greater DC area for a while now. Their current record, "Meltdown" got an enthusiastic rave from the UK instrumental 'zine Pipeline , and the US's Continental. They blew everyone away at our last Summit, playing songs inspired by everything from Aram Khachaturian to the Simpsons to Mountain Dew.

http://www.myspace.com/atomicmosquitos
http://www.atomicmosquitos.com/


12:30 AM -Phatlynx's Link Wray jam session

Hopefully closing out our Saturday with big sloppy bang, Phatlynx is Crispy Bess (Killer Filler, ex-SCOTS) Groves Willer (Evil Weiner, ex-Family Dollar Pharaohs), Robby Poore (ex-Schmidtones, ex-Drags), and Colonel Dave Perry (Twilighter, ex-Dirty Little Heaters), knocking out Link Wray-style songs in a fun-filled set o' badass noise. But this isn't just a rockin' four piece; anyone who knows the songs and wants to sit in is welcome, especially for the very end, where we hope to have as many people as we can possibly fit into the Cave all playing the instro classic "Rumble" at the same time! If you can play guitar, have an amp, and can play "Rumble" , come on down!

Bands playing Sunday, April 25th

07:00 PM - The Atom Bumz

Annapolis Marylands' Atom Bumz play a mess of old-school instrumental music, but chuck the traditional two guitars bass n' drums lineup and add a sax/lap steel into the mix, which adds a whole new dimension to a lot of old favorites. They could also well be the only band this year to give songs like "Surf Rider" and "Sleepwalk" their proper instrumental due, so they're worth checking out.

http://www.myspace.com/atombumz


08:00 PM - Jaafar!

Our personal nominee for "Odd-Band Out", Durham, NC's Jaafar are a self-described "Jazz-Arabic-Funk-Fusion ensemble" that's been described by others as "Santana with a Middle Eastern accent." A personal visit to to see the fellers in action found them more in Zappa and Yes territory. These descriptions may sound a little too highbrow for the Summit's usual fare, but be assured that while they're different, they can still rock with the best of 'em. Pay attention - you might learn something!

http://jaafarmusic.com


09:00 PM - The Noseriders

Formed after the demise of the semi-legendary Stunt Doubles, Wilmington's Noseriders offer surf music with a few new and refreshing twists, such a reverb-less and overdriven lead guitar playing against a reverbed second guitarist (the exact opposite of tradition), and liberal use of Moog and Theremin to add a new-wave edge to the fun. The Noseriders also have the distinction of being the ONLY surf band at the Summit who actually surf--regularly --in their home turf, which pretty much gives them the street cred at this hoedown. Give 'em their props, and enjoy their show.

http://www.myspace.com/thenoseriders

10:00 PM - The Krektones

Featuring members from Mad Tea Party, Asheville, NC's Krektones play a fun party-time mix of instrumental music, the kind that's perfect for swillin' a beer in one hand, and holding your guy or gal in the other. Warning: May cause butt-wigglin'.

http://www.myspace.com/krektones


11:00 PM - Daikaiju

Considered by many to be THE band pushing instrumental surf rock to new & modern horizons, Daikaju offsets such lofty stuff with a wild "Man Or Astro-Man meets The Power Rangers" stage show, and songs that, significant or not, flat out ROCK! We're honored to have these folks at the Summit, and hope they'll somehow be able to run their multi-media extravaganza inside our tiny little club. If not, they still rock!

http://www.myspace.com/daikaiju


Please note: many of these bands also have Facebook pages as well!

And there's more! We've gotten a deejay, Baltimore's (and Elvisfests') DJ Bump to come one down and spin some classic instro 45's between sets. What more could you ask for?

Interested? Tickets are 10 dollars per night on Friday and Saturday, and eight bucks on Sunday. The best deal is a three-day pass, which only sets you back twenty-one dollars for the whole weekend! I'd like to note that the Shakori Hills Grassroots Festival, which is the same weekend, has ticket prices for one night (Thursday) that cost a buck MORE than what we're charging for the whole shebang! How'z that for a recession buster?


Wow! That's some pile of entertainment thar! Merch will be available in the back, three day passes will be available. Hope to see you there!
Good Bones

You may have noticed that the benches in our back Ballroom are gone. In their place will be a rotating cast of furniture provided by Good Bones vintage furniture, featuring mid-century furniture, lamps, vintage vinyl, and lots of other stuff. Come check it out!


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Cavern Tavern NEWS Feb.
2010

Pierced Arrows
   
Friday 3/12/10, 10:00pm
$10*
• Pierced Arrows

After a staggering 20-year campaign and a fervent fan following, Dead Moon called it a day. While some of Dead Moon's more ardent fans went into mourning, figuratively waving rosaries and holy cards, Fred and Toody were already auditioning drummers. Pierced Arrows was born.

A Pierced Arrows performance is a form of communion. They are there to see you just as much as you are to see them. You are not likely to find them cowering in a backstage corner. Though they are there to work, and work hard, don't be surprised to find them hanging with friends and fans, checking out the opening act. This is their life's work, and life is just the beginning if you really believe.

*Advanced tickets go on sale Friday February 5th, 2:30p.m. at the Cave for $10 each. Get your tickets now due to limited capacity. The Cave is small - duh!


Bowling Weague!!
Every Sunday the Cave hosts a video Bowling Weague. We're starting things off with a Super Sunday Super Bowling party February 7th. Come sign up, teams are forming now! Sign up is at 5:00. Create your avatar and join in the fun!


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Cavern Tavern NEWS Nov.
2009

   
Saturday 10/31/09, 8:00pm
$5
• Dead Celebrity Party
featuring Taz Halloween with special ghoul friends

Once again Taz Halloween exceeds her reputation as scream queen - nay, scream empress! - by bringing the Dead Celebrity Par-Tay to the Cave. If you come dressed as a dead celebrity, you get in for free!

We're Dead
The 5th annual BLACKBEARD'S LOST WEEKEND is coming!
Friday and Saturday - November 13th and 14th


Blackbeard's Lost Weekend is a filthy, primal garage rock festival of the lowest and most repugnant order. BBLW started five long years ago and was originally dubbed the Freaky Tiki. Later it was decided to honor North Carolina's greatest historical figure and scum of the earth Edward Teach: Blackbeard. Check out the lineup below:
    Friday, 11/13/09, 7:30pm
Pinche Gringo & The Lonesome Chihuahuas
Satan's Youth Ministers
The Humms
Trashcans

A piece of the sadly defunct Spinns, Pinche Gringo is the one-man band garage/blues project of Josh. It's a sound that would fit perfectly at home on a label like Bomp! Records. Soulful, dirty, trashy and rawkus.

in the Indian-cursed and God-blessed area of Northwest Alabama, existed a deep, black hole. The area is frozen in decades past, and still unable to buy beer on Sunday. But a void in the region's fertile soils spawned the Church of the Psychedelic Goat. A collective of souls emerged with it, comprising the outreach program deemed Satan's Youth Ministers.

The Humms - completely ace garage funtime! Surf, brilliant pop chorus - melodic with a few twists and turns in it like Mercury Rev on amphetamines - certainly far from the two-chord end of the garage spectrum. If there's any justice in the world this would be a huge hit!

Trashcans? Think Back From the Grave, Nuggets, Pebbles, and Killed By Death comps, The Mummies, The Sonics, Link Wray - that sorta stuff.

In the smoker's lounge: DJ Redbyrd

Pinche Gringo
Satan's Youth Ministers
The Humms
Trashcans
    Saturday, 11/14/09, 7:30pm
Dirty Little Heaters
The Electric Cycles
Nervous Habits
Rough Hands
Thee Crucials

The Dirty Little Heaters are three like minded people making VERY LOUD rock music.

The Electric Cycles are four pale dudes with a lot of vintage gear who listen to obscure old records.

Nervous Habits are a punk rock band from Harrisonburg, Virginia.

Rough Hands are four people who like girls and want to play music that makes other people want to dance with each other. So, come dance with them!

"AWHOO!" + I-IV-V x Beer = Thee Crucials. They bond over race records, ass pockets of whisky, and the Norton catalog. Instant Party - a total rock and roll abortion!

In the smoker's lounge: DJ Midnite Cowboy

Dirty Little Heaters
The Electric Cycles
Nervous Habits
Rough Hands
Thee Crucials

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Cavern Tavern NEWS September
2009

    SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Sunday 10/4/09, 3:00pm to 6:00pm

• Swap Meet

Coinciding with Festifall The Cave is once again hosting a Swap Meet and invites our members & guests to buy, sell, and trade. Bring your stuff (limit 2 boxes), pick a spot, and start wheelin' an' dealin'!

Swap Meet

    Sunday 9/27/09, 5:00pm
• Cook-Out for Sam

If you knew Sam Cladwell, you know that having a cook-out is a great way to honor him. So that's exactly what we're doing. Come on out, raise a glass, have a hot dog.


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Cavern Tavern NEWS August
2009

So Long, Happitizers!
It was fun while it lasted!
      All summer long, Elaine's brought you Happitizers from 7:00pm to 9:00pm every Friday. "What were these Happitizers?" you say? Well, Happitizers were when you got a free bite of delicious tapas with every drink you ordered! But all good things must come to an end, and now if you want that yummy tapas you'll just have to go to Elaine's.

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Cavern Tavern NEWS June
2009

Femme Fest '09 is coming!
Friday and Saturday - July 31st and August 1st


Femme Fest is two days of entertainment at the Cave (Chapel Hill's oldest music venue) and Mansion 462 (Chapel Hill's newest music venue) showcasing women in music. A donation will go to the Girls Rock Camp of NC and the Rape Crisis center of Chapel Hill. This year's Femme Fest is hosted by comedienne Michelle Maclay.

Check out the schedule below:
Michelle Maclay
    Friday, 7/31/09, 7:30pm $5
• Ashley Chambliss

Asheville native Ashley Chambliss has had her songs appear on MTV's "The Hills" and ABC's "One Life to Live." Now she brings her sweet piano-rock vibe to the Cave.

Ashley Chambliss
    Friday, 7/31/09, 10:00pm $5
• Taz Halloween with Scarlet Virginia

Taz came into this world howling and screaming bloody murder at thunder as a child. She's since settled down (somewhat) in Chatham County, but can still wail, no lie. Joining her will be young up-and-comers Scarlet Virginia.

Taz Halloween
Scarlet Virginia
    Saturday 8/1/09, 7:30pm $5
• Ashley Atkins

Ashley Atkins has been building an audience the old fashioned way:  playing show after show, year after year.  As some one who's shared many musicians with her over the years, I may be biased, but I think she's only gotten better and better.

Ashley Atkins
    Saturday, 8/1/09, 10:00pm $5
• The Hwy 54 Band with Rebekah Pulley

Originally conceived as a blues band, The Hwy 54 Band soon realized that there was more to their sound than just straight blues - influences come from a wide range of artists, from Robert Johnson to Led Zeppelin to Jimmy Hendriks to Neil Young to Bob Dylan and the Duhks.

Rebekah Pulley plays soulful Southern Pop. If Kathleen Edwards and The Band took a ride downtown on a balmy, summer night to meet Ray Lamontagne and Jenny Lewis for drinks at an old dive bar with walls full of stories and character, it would sound like her.

The Hwy 54 Band
Rebekah Pulley

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Cavern Tavern NEWS April
2009

Big Anthony Benefit
Come out and help out - I'm just sayin'.


     You know Big Anthony, but did you know that he just got out of the hospital? No, really, he's kinda hurting. And medical bills being what they are, who has that kind of money? Be a pal, come on out and help the guy.
Monthly Events

•  Trivia w/ Misty
   Every Monday, 7:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.

•  Songwriter's Open Mic w/ John Saylor
   First Tuesday of the month, 9:30 p.m.

•  John and Brandon's Songwriter's Spotlight
   First Thursday of the month, 7:30 p.m.

•  Comedy Open Mic w/ Johnny Cook
   Last Tuesday of the month, 7:30 p.m.

•  Comedy Spotlight
   Last Friday of the month, 7:30 p.m.

•  Swap Meet!
   Last Saturday and Sunday of the month,
3:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m.

Free
Happitizers!


Tapas courtesy of:


The Cave is proud to bring you Happitizers from 7:00pm to 9:00pm every Friday. "What is this Happitizers?" you say. Well, Happitizers is when you get a free bite of delicious tapas with every drink you order! And once you've had that first bite, we bet you'll order more!

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Cavern Tavern NEWS February
2009

Newsflash: We No Longer Have Time For Newsletters!
Overworked Cave Employees "Too Busy" to write these things

     After a long and difficult eight seconds of thought earlier this afternoon, Cavern Tavern owner Mister Mouse issued a press release in the South Wing of the Mouse House stating, "Oh, to heck with it!"
    "Really!," continued the harried tavern keeper, "Between booking and paying the bills and keeping the staff in line - I'm looking at you,  Groves! - who has the time to come up with snarky yet informative newsletters?"
    The Cave's I.T. staff, also known as Josh Sokal, added, "And after that, do you have any idea how long it takes to write up, and then typeset, and then run it through the offset press, and then scan, and then run through Optical Character Recognition software? Just removing all the swear words takes forever!"
    With this announcement, the demise of the Cavern Tavern Newsletter could come at any time. We will continue to keep you updated with all the latest breaking...

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Cavern Tavern NEWSLETTER April 2008

Cave Qualifies for Social Security
Buys new sports cooler

     Established in 1968 by some guy named "Lefty," Chapel Hill's oldest bar, The Cave, turns 40 this year. Having reached middle age, she now qualifies for Social Security.  the Cave's current owner, "Mr. Mouse," has decided to buy a new sports cooler with the first check.
     "All those younger bars have fancy coolers. Ours has been chuggin' away since day one, it's time to give her a rest.  We've got to keep those sexy new beers cold and a new sports cooler's the ticket."
     In addition to purchasing a new cooler, the Cave also plans on hosting special events to celebrate their 40 years of beers.  Hypothetically, these events will include an awards party, an alumni party for past employees, a couple of patron parties for our loyal clientele, a foot-rubbing contest, a dead celebrity party, and a nude 10K run to benefit the whales.
     The Cave plans on posting these events on their schedule as soon as the dates are confirmed.
Zombie Party
Watch out!  Zombies coming May 18th!

     The Cave is videotaping a public access TV event on May 18th.  Ormon Grimsby, host of Monster Creature Feature, the Triangle's B-rated, late-night, classic horror flick spectacular, will be hosting this Zombie Party featuring:  Killer Filler, The Tremors, Melissa Swingle, Dexter Romweber, and the marching band director of Alsvid (the lost moon of Mercury), Billy Sugarfix.
     The event will cost $5.  Show starts 8:00 P.M.  Zombies get in free, with the best Zombie earning a cameo on Monster Creature Feature.
     Come out and support public television!
Rock & Roll
Spelling Bee
coming this June

     Ever wondered if musicians can spell?  Of course you have!  Well,  CD Alley and the Cave are sponsoring this public television event to find out.  Contestant will be asked to spell music related words such as "G-U-I-T-A-R", "B-E-A-T-L-E-S", or "Z-A-M-F-I-R".
     Those (few) musicians who can in fact spell will be awarded a small prize.  Keep an eye on the schedule for dates and times.
Monthly Events

  Songwriter's Open Mic w/ John Saylor
     First Tuesday of the month, 9:30 p.m.

  John and Brandon's Songwriter's Spotlight
     
First Thursday of the month, 7:30 p.m.

  Comedy Open Mic w/ Johnny Cook
     Last Tuesday of the month, 7:30 p.m.

  Comedy Spotlight
     
Last Friday of the month, 7:30 p.m.

  Record Swap!
     
Last Saturday of the month, 3:00 to 6:00
Cave T-Shirts!

     Now available in two versions: "Cave Rock" and "Cave Band."
     We were just kidding about the Social Security - we're using T-shirt proceeds to buy a new beer cooler.  Help in the fight to keep beer cold - buy a Cave T-shirt!  $15 each. 2 for $20.  What a deal!!
Starting in June:  Bluegrass!  Every first weekend of the month.  Presented with Mansion 462.
Coming this Summer:  July 4th Evil Wiener Weiner Roast.  Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament (Aug. 27)

The Independent Weekly

Video shot at the Cave

Hesitate by
Viva La Venus


The Cave Chosen
as one of
Top 50 Southern Bars

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"The Making of Angel"
by Davis Stilson

Video about the Cave

by Sarah Riazati

Brandon's Bloody Mary Mix

Elaine's on Franklin

Music Loft, Sponser of Bandelerium!

The Blotter Rag


Hotel with Band Rates

Triangle Live TV

The Sound Shop Mobile Recording

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